Need Help Finding Genuine Love? - http://tinyurl.com/CupidCanHelp
“How cliche is it asking your girlfriend to marry you in public?”
As opposed to how you did it: in cafe, 2 days after September 11. *Unfriend*
Girls Date for Free - http://tinyurl.com/GirlsDatingFree
“I wonder what the end of the world is gonna look like.”
Your Mom in lingerie. Breathtaking at first but as it gets closer you feel sick and crawl into the fetal position. *Unfriend*
Want to become a Fashion Designer? http://tinyurl.com/StudyFashionDesign
“Only fags wear sunglasses when inside! Wheres the sun faggot!”
You wear neckerchiefs. Where’s your scout troop, bell end? *Unfriend*
Find social network profiles and online/offline activities for anyone - http://tinyurl.com/socialnetworktrack
“Sometimes it’s actually good to stand out from the crowd.”
Nothing wrong with blending in. Ask Anne Frank. *Unfriend*
Check Till PayDay - http://tinyurl.com/checktillpayday
“It seems like America has gone to war with everyone. Who’s left!”
The idiots. Watch your back. *Unfriend*
Do you like to Flirt? - http://tinyurl.com/LikeToFlirt
The only two times I’ve ever strayed in my life have been with you. You’re temptation personified. *Unfriend*
It’s fun being naughty - http://tinyurl.com/FunBeingNaughty
My boss chews me out for being late by 10 minutes for the first time that year and then, 15 minutes later tried to add me on Facebook. Sure thing, I’ll accept. Then: *Unfriend*
Girls Date for Free - http://tinyurl.com/GirlsDatingFree
You know that adorable, sexy, mousy look some chicks rock out? Despite what you may think, you’re more rat than mouse. *Unfriend*
What’s Your Favourite Social Website? - http://tinyurl.com/FavSocialSite
“I dont wanna die in December! I’m scared of 2012!”
Trust me, if you’ve seen the movie, you’ve already endured the worst part. *Unfriend*
MAC Hey Sailor Kit - http://tinyurl.com/HeySailorKit
Heartbroken, you were distraught that you didn’t get that job and were convinced it was because of your tattoos and piercings. It was more likely because when they called me for a reference I told them that I’d never heard of you before in my life. *Unfriend*
Attracting Any Guy You Want is Actually Easy - http://tinyurl.com/AttractAnyGuy
I’m not saying that by following me on tumblr you’ll become an infinitely better lover; although I wouldn’t rule it out entirely.
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You have a genuine fear that your chinese tattoo doesn’t actually say what you asked for. Truth is, you should have been embarrassed as soon as the phrase, ‘I’m getting a chinese symbol tattoo’ left your mouth. *Unfriend*
Do you like to Flirt? - http://tinyurl.com/LikeToFlirt
